Israel Day 2: Eat, Travel, F*ck
Israel Day 2: Eat, Travel, F*ck
Thursday, March 29, 2012
A few months before my trip to Israel a friend and I were having coffee at a cute little shop in Eastern Market.
"So you should totally do that Julia Roberts thing."
"That Julia Roberts thing?" I shot my friend a confused look, "What do you mean?"
"Like in that movie where she's suddenly single and she decides to travel the world..."
"You mean 'Eat, Pray, Love'? That was a horrible movie."
"Yea, but you're single now... Going to travel the world... You should write a book of your own. Call it: 'Eat, Travel, Fuck'.
I can safely say that on my Israeli excursion, I accomplished the first two.
I awoke bright and early my first morning in Tel Aviv. Not because of my cheerful morning demeanor but out of necessity. My tour bus was scheduled to pick me up at 7:15 and I still had to get breakfast. Fortunately a "complimentary breakfast" was included in my hotel stay. I figured this would be the typical stateside fare: bagel, (fresh?) fruit, cereal, milk and coffee.
My expectations were far too low.
The hotel-provided brunch was an incredible cornucopia of food. There were eggs, a variety of smoked fish, quiche, traditional Israeli salads, olives, coffee, sweet breads, and the list goes on and on. I indulged then rushed out to meet my bus.
On the bus ride to Masada I started to meet some of my trip mates. I ended up hitting it off really well with a cool guy named Alan, his friend Holly and her husband. They had come to Tel Aviv for a wedding and were now getting out and seeing the sights. We quickly became fast friends.
Arriving at Masada we found we had two options to reach the top: we could either take the cable car up, or we could climb the 700 step "Snake-Path.”
"We're young, in shape, gorgeously handsome, we should climb it!" we exclaimed. "It'll be no problem."
Let me be the first to tell you, those stairs are much steeper than they look. About a fourth of the way up Alan and I lost his friends. And I’ll be the first to admit that, huffing and puffing, we ended up stopping a few times on the way up. It's a hell of a hike, but it's incredible. Upon reaching the top of Masada, which is about 1,300 feet up from where we started, we really felt like we’d accomplished something. And the view, in and of itself, is spectacular.
One of the really cool things about Masada, besides being able to see the old fortress ruins, is being able to truly visualize history as you're learning about it. The photos I've taken hardly do the place justice, but the first thing you'll notice is that you're REALLY high up when you're there. It's hard enough to hike up Snake Path in jeans and sneakers, but to imagine being a Roman soldier doing that same hike in full armor gives a new meaning to the word "endurance."
When visiting the Dead Sea there are a few things one should take into account. First, unlike a traditional sea, you don't want to swim, you want to float. Second, the water in the sea is extremely toxic, not only because of the salt content, but due to the other minerals that leach out of the rocks and the ground. Because of this, one should avoid splashing or getting the water in your eyes/nose/mouth. According to our guide, even a small amount of the water can make you very, very sick.
When you slather on the mud, you want to make sure you don't cake it on too thick, or it won't extract the impurities from your skin. Instead, you apply a thin layer, let it harden, and then wash it off. You may need a friend to help get your back. Or at least that's what I told myself when a hot guy offered to help out. What can I say, I was definitely not going to say “no.”
I've never felt so much like Hellen Keller.
Following the shower we hurried over to the sulfur hot springs baths and soaked/floated in them for a bit. While it is possible to fully submerge in them, there is a specific way of doing this to prevent yourself from ingesting any of the water. Also, if you get the water in your eyes it stings like a motherf#cker. Compared to the sea, the water here was scalding.
We relaxed in the water, letting it soothe our sore muscles from the hike earlier in the day. On my first day in Israel I had met incredible people, eaten exotic food, and floated in a fabled land. And the day wasn't over yet! It was December 31st and I still needed to find a place to ring in the New Year. Toweling off and packing up our stuff (you're not supposed to shower the sulfur water off for a few hours) I was ready for a nap. Little did I know what an exciting evening I had in front of me.
On the road to Masada and the Dead Sea.
Khirbet Qumran
Taken w Canon 7D
Masada
Taken w Canon 7D
Roman Camp Seen from Masada
Taken w Canon 7D